Bit of fun

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A few one liners
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Drunken logic

The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1881

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